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we write only english to this topic

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    let's do this.
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    Rejoice for I have returned.

    Ahaha.

    *
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    and in the end, we were all just humans drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.
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    comme vous s'il vous plaît.
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    i will try.

    Sorry for my bad England.
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    when the bus stops abruptly, then me: img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/...
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    when atam fucks the bigots pbs.twimg.com/...
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    (bkz: Fuck you)

    İ've memorized a soliloquy from shakespeare's hamlet:

    How all occasions do inform against me
    And spur my dull revenge...
    What is a man?
    İf his chief good and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast... No more.

    Sure he that made us with such large discourse looking before and after, gave us not that capability and godlike reason to fust in us unused.

    Now wether it be bestial oblivion or some craven scruple of thinkin too percisely on the event.
    A thought which quartered, hath but one part wisdom and ever three parts coward. İ do not know why yet i live to say this things to do. Sith i have cause, will, strength and means to do it.

    Examples gross as earth exorth me.

    Witness this army of such mass and charge.
    Led by a delicate and tender prince whose spirit with divine ambition puffed, makes mouths at the invisible event, exposing what is mortal and unsure to all that fortune, death and danger dare... Even for an eggshell.

    Rightly to be great is not to stir without great argument but greatly to find quarrel in a straw when honor's at the stake.

    How stand i then, that have a father killed, mother stained, excitements of my reason and my blood, and let all sleep while to my shame.
    İ see the imminent death of twenty thousand man, that for a fantasy and trick of fame go to their graves like beds. Fight for a plot, where on the numbers cannot try the cause which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain.

    Oh from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or be nothing worth.

    Yes i have memorized this monologue.
    You may find it weird but i'd read and watched the 'hamlet' for thousand times. Especially act 4 scene 4, in which this monologue is...

    And please do not judge me for writing this cuz, fuckin' topic says 'we write only english to this topic' so i can write anything under this topic in english... Any question?

    Did i say fuck you.
    İ haven't copy and paste this writing. Respect the labor please.

    Btw, yes i am unemployed. Find me a job.
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    (bkz: what the fuck is going on here)
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    başlıktaki gramer hataları ağlattı.
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    gopi peyst
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    i can speak english çatır çatır.
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    Fak.
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    for english press nine...
    - hallo!
    + hallo wassup !!?
    - hacı abi they put me in a time machine. they send me in a different time line...
    + what are you talking about? who are you?
    - it's me arif listen to me. hacı abi listen to me. they put me in a time machine, time machine, have you seen time machine?
    + no fax machine i don't have it. no fax...
    - no fax machine. who told you there i'm ask if fax machine... time machine !
    + i don't get it! who are you yav.
    - why the fuck are we speaking english. türkçe konuştun da. 2'ye bas. türkçeye geç 2'ye bas.
    + no faks machine...
    - stupid! stupid!...
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    Together we'll be running somewhere new
    Through the monsoon.
    Just me and you
    İmam hatipler kapatılsoon.
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    fuck you you fuckin fucked fucker.*
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    roses are red, violets are blue.
    sugar is sweet and so are u. *.
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    i love cheap thrills but i need dollar bills to have fun tonight, im not sia pls. bir bilinmeyenli kız
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    i have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.

    i said ''hi jack''

    he shot me.
    • Boooooo
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    (bkz: işten çıkarken adama ingilizce am günü yağ)
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    i have no idea when is it good time for me to leave the poole and travel to lisbon. i have to finish my work.
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    i was kid when i was a child..
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    i can write but i can't speak.
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    İ CAN READ, İ CAN WRİTE, İ CAN SPEAK.

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHİNG.

    COME PM
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    little, little, into the middle.